You can’t afford the time or the coin to go on a full-fledged real-life vacation this summer.
You kick yourself for living in the Sunshine State and never going to the beach.
Your brain is in desperate need of a rest.
Itinerary: Relaaaaax
{Editor’s Note: Anyone who has ever met CL News & Politics Editor Mitch Perry knows him as intensely focused, tirelessly hard-working and blazingly fast-talking (must be from all those years on WMNF). We know for a fact he zones out on football on Sunday afternoons, so it’s not as if he never relaxes. But when we were thinking of who to send to the beach to test out the latest retro-chic motel makeover — Frenchy’s Oasis Motel, the former Olympia in Clearwater Beach — Mitch just seemed like a guy who could use the rest. Here’s his report.}